Michael cracKing Moscovitz: When both of your parents are head shrinks...

11.29.2010

When both of your parents are head shrinks...

Thursday, January 8

... You can't walk out on a made-for-TV movie that was very loosely based on your girlfriend w/o them wanting to psychoanalyze you.

At breakfast, Dad was all, "Are you amenable to your relationship with the famous heiress of a small European principality?"

I put the kabash on the head shrinking session right there. "Dad, I just wasn't into the movie, all right? It wasn't even about Mia. In fact, it had nothing to do with me and Mia. It was completely unrealistic."

I thought I heard Lilly mumble something like, "I'll say." She was eerily quiet today. Very unlike her.

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Michael Moscovitz (born 5 January 1987) is the only son of two eminent Jungian psychoanalysts, the Drs. Morty and Ruth Moscovitz. With one sister, Lilly, three years his junior, Michael grew up on the 16th floor on Fifth Avenue in New York City. He attended the prestigious Albert Einstein High School, from which he graduated as co-valedictorian of the Class of 2005 and where he was treasurer of the Computer Club, and member of the Chess Club and the Physics Club. Michael was part of the AEHS Gifted and Talented program, for many years working as founder/Editor-in-Chief of an acclaimed webzine called Crackhead. He singlehandedly designed the AEHS website. He went onto pursue computer science and engineering at Columbia University. In the summer after his freshmen year, he worked on the prototype for the innovative new surgical technology known as the CardioArm. His key role in the completion of the project led to his being selected to spearhead the ambitious task of building a real working CardioArm at a laboratory in Tsukuba, Japan. Working on a leave-of-absence from his studies @ Columbia, he founded Pavlov Surgical Industries (named for his beloved sheltie) of which he is currently the multimillionaire CEO. He is the longtime boyfriend of Crown Princess Mia de Genovia, who was a student of AEHS (class of 2008)