Michael cracKing Moscovitz: Crackhead is dead

11.29.2010

Crackhead is dead

Friday, January 9, late: the condo, my room
I taught myself how to play "Smells like Team Spirit" on the guitar. Talked to Boris and Felix on AIM about starting a band. Crackhead is losing sponsors at a marathon pace and there is no waiting list of alternative endorsement prospects. It seems that reverence for the Almighty Bill has turned the industry against me. Why the hell is Lilly shouting my name like that? It's nine o'clock in the evening. She knows our grandparents go to bed early in order to start slamming doors at five in the am. I better go see what the hell she wants.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Bio

Michael Moscovitz (born 5 January 1987) is the only son of two eminent Jungian psychoanalysts, the Drs. Morty and Ruth Moscovitz. With one sister, Lilly, three years his junior, Michael grew up on the 16th floor on Fifth Avenue in New York City. He attended the prestigious Albert Einstein High School, from which he graduated as co-valedictorian of the Class of 2005 and where he was treasurer of the Computer Club, and member of the Chess Club and the Physics Club. Michael was part of the AEHS Gifted and Talented program, for many years working as founder/Editor-in-Chief of an acclaimed webzine called Crackhead. He singlehandedly designed the AEHS website. He went onto pursue computer science and engineering at Columbia University. In the summer after his freshmen year, he worked on the prototype for the innovative new surgical technology known as the CardioArm. His key role in the completion of the project led to his being selected to spearhead the ambitious task of building a real working CardioArm at a laboratory in Tsukuba, Japan. Working on a leave-of-absence from his studies @ Columbia, he founded Pavlov Surgical Industries (named for his beloved sheltie) of which he is currently the multimillionaire CEO. He is the longtime boyfriend of Crown Princess Mia de Genovia, who was a student of AEHS (class of 2008)